Blade of Banter

The Blade of Banter is a sentient weapon that can speak as if it had a mouth. Its current owner, Igan Pestl, has named the sword "Randy".

The sword talks almost continuously without any regard for the situation. It will respond to events its owner witnesses and conversations (given that its owner can understand it), and will answer if called out. Its voice is muffled while sheathed, but Igan usually leaves Randy out, as he enjoys the sword's antics.

The Sword seems to have a psychic link to its owner:
 * It remains silent when its owner wants to sleep
 * It speaks in its owner preferred language
 * It only understands the languages its owner does